「【童話故事這樣才對嘛】小紅帽才沒那麼笨！」

EveryonehasheardthetaleofLittleRedRidingHood.WeknowhowshemetthebigbadwolfinthewoodsonherwaytoGrandma'shouse.Weknow ...

Fixed Fairy Tales 童話故事這樣才對嘛

Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽

Oh, hello! Everyone has heard the tale of Little Red Riding Hood. We know how she met the big bad wolf in the woods on her way to Grandmas house. We know how the wolf got to Grandmas house first and disguised himself as Grandma. "What big eyes you have!" and "What big teeth you have!" And blah, blah, blah, and rescued by the woodcutter at the last minute...etc., etc. Weve all heard that story. But heres how Little Red Riding Hood should have ended. 喔，哈囉!每個人都聽過小紅帽的故事。我們知道她在去奶奶家路上的森林裡遇到壞蛋大野狼的故事經過。我們也知道大野狼先跑到奶奶家，假扮成奶奶的情節。「你的眼睛怎麼這麼大!」還有「你的牙齒怎麼這麼尖!」然後這樣那樣點點點，然後在最後一刻被樵夫救了...等等等。我們都聽過那個故事。但是小紅帽的結局應該是這樣。

Over the river and through the woods to Grandmothers house we go... 穿過森林，越過小溪，我們要去奶奶家...

Whats that? Smells like a little girl. A little girl wearing a hooded cape. Hmm, yes. Red dye number 40, ...